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Jack Bernhardt

Jack Bernhardt

An Ode To Mr Chump: Donny Douglas and the Mediocre Filler Love Interest

Sam and Diane. Ross and Rachel. Tim and Dawn. Smithy and Nessa. Yellow M&M and Red M&M. All iconic, tempestuous and frequently violent…

Mar 14, 2022

An Ode To Mr Chump: Donny Douglas and the Mediocre Filler Love Interest

Mar 14, 2022

Jack Bernhardt

The Ballad of Ludwig van Amadeus Bach

A little change from my usual essays: this is a parody of Hollywood films about Tortured Artists that I wrote and performed for The Verb…

Jan 22, 2022

The Ballad of Ludwig van Amadeus Bach

Jan 22, 2022

Jack Bernhardt

Mourn Your Darlings

How to come to terms with creating and destroying worlds over and over again.

Nov 3, 2021

Mourn Your Darlings

Nov 3, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

You Can’t Go Homer Again

Why we’re so obsessed with working out when it all went wrong for The Simpsons.

Oct 22, 2021

You Can’t Go Homer Again

Oct 22, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

Me and Sterl and the Crying Girl

An essay on what it means to be an England fan in 2021, and how we can change for the better.

Jul 1, 2021

Me and Sterl and the Crying Girl

Jul 1, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 & 2021) [20–1]

We did it. We got to the end of this countdown of Taskmaster Moments designed to distract from reality. Did you get on board?

Jan 25, 2021

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 & 2021) [20–1]

Jan 25, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 & 2021)…

It may be mid-January 2021 but I’m STILL ESCAPING 2020 WITH TASKMASTER and you still need to GET ON BOARD.

Jan 19, 2021

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 & 2021)…

Jan 19, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 [And By…

It’s a New Year but it’s just as bad as the old year so we’re STILL DOING THIS, GET. ON. BOARD.

Jan 7, 2021

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020 [And By…

Jan 7, 2021

Jack Bernhardt

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020) [80–61]

It’s Part 3 of this crusade against the concept of time by reliving Taskmaster instead. Are you on board yet? Please get on board.

Dec 31, 2020

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020) [80–61]

Dec 31, 2020

Jack Bernhardt

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020) [100–81]

Yes, I’m still counting down the Best Moments In Taskmaster History to distract myself from gestures all this. I TOLD YOU TO GET ON BOARD

Dec 30, 2020

The Best 124 Moments In Taskmaster History (As A Way Of Escaping The Despair of 2020) [100–81]

Dec 30, 2020

Jack Bernhardt

Jack Bernhardt

I write jokes (Amazing World of Gumball, Dead Ringers) and only two people have (formally) asked me to stop (All enquiries kwilliams@theagency.com)

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